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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Bloke I used to work with
He was a stereotypical conspiracy theorist (it's a conspiracy that they're all as loopy as each other). He used to believe everything he read on teh internet, about all those bizarre conspiracies (and even sent me a 60-page document outlining them), but wouldn't believe a single word anybody told him about fact-related subjects. Also, he was a religious nut who thought there was no evidence to support evolution, and picked his nose (and ate the resulting nasal debris).

So to summarise, conspiracy theorists are in collusion with each other, and have their own secret club called "the church".
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:40, Reply)

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