ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Junk foodRecently a mate and I decided to visit the sites around Salisbury and generally be cultured for a couple of days. So we set off from Middlesbrough. Near Nottingham we stopped for food and discovered they still have Wimpys down south! We thought they'd been out of business for years, the trip quickly turned into Supersize me. After eight meals of nothing but junk food I was so constipated I started crying in pain, yes actually crying. I also managed to tear a blood vessel in my anus the result being I had to put a sanitary towel (not a tampon!) in between my arse cheeks. My stomach became distended with gas and on returning to Middlesbrough I had to shove four suppositries (arse tablets) in to myself for relief.
Damn you Wimpy burger!
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:03, Reply)
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