probably an old wive's tale (or husband's - but what the hell...)
A friend of a friend of a friend (isn't that how these all start?) was 17 and just coming to terms with the fact that he might be a bona fide 'bumgay'.

From the rumours at school, he had managed to glean information that there was a local public toilet where you go into a cubicle and wait. On the right hand side of the cubicle is a hole, where men of all shapes and sizes insert their custard chuckers for you to pleasure.

After waiting in the aforementioned cubicle for about 10 minutes, low and behold a one eyed trouser snake appears. Desperarely seeking his first sexual experience, the 17 year old proceeds to nosh down for some liquid refreshment.

After a few minutes, a note is slipped under the door saying

"if you want to go further, meet me outside in 5 minutes..."

Not wishing to pass up the opportunity, he waits the 5 minutes and heads off outside. Unfortunately, the only person waiting there (with a rather expectant look on his face) is



his father.




He apologised for the length (so i dont have to)
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 19:55, Reply)