ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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... speaking of lasagne....i once had spinach lasagne. it didn't agree with me.
so i sit on the bog crapping my guts out when i realised that my anus was not the only orifice that was about to excreet. with too little time to turn around (and there was still half digested pasta dripping out the other end) i used the sink conveniently placed right opposite the loo.
unfortunately my greedy eating style meant that the spinach leaves weren't properly chewed and therefore blocked the plughole.
i didn't know any better than to scoop the puke from sink to bog with my bare hands.
unsurprisingly i have never had spinach lasagne since.
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bierbelly, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 17:28,
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