ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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The Right PrioritiesOverheard: Gatwick airport, 5.00AM, Men's toilets.
Man1 (to mate in cubicle) 'C'mon Andy!'
Man2 (in a voice that conveys the boundless, if strained, patience of an old friendship)
'Barry, I'm on the toilet.'
'Well squeeze it out!'
'No! It'll sting!'
Cue the twat in the next cubucle (yours truly) trying not to laugh his nads off. It made the holiday! :P
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 11:02, Reply)
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