Recreate the cinema experience at home
by scattering popcorn and spilling coke all over and around your sofa, having a small child sit behind you screaming and kicking the back of your seat, having a tall mate sit in front of you and a gaggle of teenagers chatter and text each other all through the film. Play a half-hour reel of inane adverts and trailers before it starts.

Remove all your toilet paper and sprinkle sick all over the loo seat beforehand, in case you need a wee partway through the film.
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:19, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Like it mate
That's why I don't go to the cinema any more.

Click. Not much use on a permanent thread but have it anyway.
(eesnahk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:50, Reply)

Hot piss,
top lurkage!
( Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:48, Reply)

He aint a lurker
but apparently us QOTW types don't get posting info.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 13:02, Reply)

Only...
...half an hour. I went the other week to watch some drivel and it was over an hour of adverts.

Each time the next advert came on, people were laughing out loud at the piss-takyness of it.

Never again. If I want to watch adverts I have the 'Dave' channel.
(dchurch bah, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:09, Reply)

Don't forget...
Get some cnut to sit sending messages on their fucking mobile phone for an hour and a half, blinding you in the otherwise dark cinema. Twats.
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 9:54, Reply)

by a small amount of sweets and a coca cola
with a £10

then throw the change into the fire
(Joe Guevara is well known for stealing your biscuits, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:24, Reply)