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Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."

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everyone reads this bit

(, Sun 1 Jan 2023, 19:57, 3 replies, latest was 3 days ago)
no one reads this bit

(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 10:40, 3 replies, latest was 8 weeks ago)
Tired of data harvesting by sending facebook Minion memes to pensioners?
Simply post a rave anthem with a dancing silhouette on YouTube, and watch thousands of complete strangers happily tell you how old they were in 1991, what city they lived in, what job they have now if any, what medical conditions, how many kids etc.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 21:38, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Thu 13 Oct 2022, 10:18, 1 reply, 2 months ago)
What to do if you eat something too spicy
If you eat spicy food and feel like you are going to die from the spicy food, you just put a little salt in your mouth, drink it, rinse your mouth, and it will stop being spicy. You can also drink milk to quickly relieve spicy.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2022, 10:11, Reply)
Tired of scrolling through pages of user-generated content to find a joke for the newsletter?
No need! Simply re-use jokes from previous newsletters, over and over again.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 9:42, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Mon 29 Aug 2022, 20:21, Reply)
Top Tips " - says Cheers

(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 20:12, Reply)

(, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 20:15, 1 reply, 7 months ago)
Bugs and feature requests (6946 stories)

(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 11:09, 3 replies, latest was 8 months ago)
Top Tips (6945 stories)

(, Sat 14 May 2022, 16:49, 3 replies, latest was 8 months ago)
Malcolm Ecstasy is a camel knobber

(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 22:29, Reply)
Malcolm Ecstasy is a camel knobber

(, Tue 29 Mar 2022, 22:49, Reply)
Malcolm Ecstasy is a camel knobber

(, Mon 21 Mar 2022, 20:13, 2 replies, latest was 10 months ago)
as you seem to read this one more than BAFR
there is still spam on the links board and in the calendar
(, Sat 8 Jan 2022, 12:29, 1 reply, 1 year ago)
Want to navigate your way to the Talk board,
but can't be bothered to type it in the address bar of your browser and/or save it in your 'favourites'?

Simply click on the Calendar link at the top of your screen. There's a link the Talk board there that the mods haven't thought to remove, because they abandoned Calendar to the spambots years ago.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2021, 16:24, 6 replies, latest was 1 year ago)
Create the title for the next James Bond film
By incorporating the words "gold" and "die" in a phrase that sounds like it means something but is actually nonsense when you really think about it.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2021, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 10 months ago)
Pretend you have your own supply of walkers crisps by wandering around with a bag filled with some substitute like parsnip crisps

(, Wed 10 Nov 2021, 13:53, Reply)
Do you want to prevent your clothes getting dirty?
All you have to do is not wear your clothes, then.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2021, 21:45, Reply)
When offering unrequested written advice, always finish the sentence with "you're welcome" to show what an absolute cunt you are.

(, Fri 24 Sep 2021, 12:16, 2 replies, latest was 1 year ago)
Code keys will only operate while the owner is alive.
If you kill them, the key is useless.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 23:03, Reply)
With the application
of muscle toner pads, you can make your wife's bum jiggle in an amusing way.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2021, 19:46, 1 reply, 6 months ago)
Prince Andrew
Top yourself now before it gets really messy.
(, Mon 6 Jul 2020, 14:09, Reply)
Increase postings in dead thread by claiming. 'Last'

(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 13:46, Reply)
Find out if someone owns a hoodie
by going camping with them.
(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 6:57, Reply)
Do not put a frozen pilchard up your anus for sexual gratification
or for some other reason. Perhaps you want to take one home from the fishmonger but your pockets are full? Or maybe you want to surprise your cat for its dinner. Either way, its scales will lift open as it thaws in the warmth of your colon and you wont be able to pull it out again without tearing your ringpiece to tatters
(, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 15:36, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Top Tip for Lottery players:
Next time you play, pretend that you bought a real ticket. That way you can lose for free.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 5:26, Reply)
Become a hipster
by wearing your dad's walking jacket and being a cunt.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2019, 18:24, Reply)
Want to spend less time on Facebook?
Simply befriend people whose every action sends you into a downward spiral of quivering envy and paralysing feelings of your own inadequacy as a human being.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:57, Reply)
Stop people hating you by not being a cunt.

(, Mon 13 May 2019, 20:50, 1 reply, 4 years ago)

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