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TOP TIP for noncesput sockcooker on ignore
this tip also works for non-nonces
(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:04, 1 reply, 7 weeks ago)
TOP TIP for nonces:When someone aerosol sprays "KILL THE NONCE" on the front of your house, simply add an 'S' to the start to give "SKILL THE NONCE" and it will look like you're just running training classes to rehabilitate nonces into society.
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TOP TIP for nonces:When someone aerosol sprays "KILL THE NONCE" on the front of your house, simply add an 'S' to the end to give "KILL THE NONCES" and it will look like you're just making a political statement.
(, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 4 months ago)
Please suggest a funny "top tip" that users of B3ta.com might enjoyChatGPT
Certainly! Here's a funny "top tip" that users of B3ta.com might enjoy:
"Want to instantly upgrade your selfie game? Simply attach a small mirror to your pet's collar. Every selfie will now feature your best 'furry friend' in the perfect photobomb position. Plus, it's a great conversation starter for those awkward family gatherings!"
Remember, humor can be subjective, so feel free to adjust the tip to fit the tone and style of the B3ta.com community and their sense of humor.
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Pushing 2019 off the board(
Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:56,
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latest was 1 year ago)
How To Pick Up Women:Spread feet apart, stand firmly, wrap your arms around their waist, squeeze gently but securely, and lift upwards.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 12:48,
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can't be arsed to check your own website for a useable joke for the site's weekly newsletter?Just check your twitter account and post something from that instead
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Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip(
Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Mar 2023, 20:45,
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Can you move Login to somewhere it's not so easy to press it on purpose on mobile view? Or add an "are you sure?" Thanks hun.(, Wed 1 Feb 2023, 8:07, 1 reply, 2 years ago)
What to do if you eat something too spicyIf you eat spicy food and feel like you are going to die from the spicy food, you just put a little salt in your mouth, drink it, rinse your mouth, and it will stop being spicy. You can also drink milk to quickly relieve spicy.
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Tired of scrolling through pages of user-generated content to find a joke for the newsletter?No need! Simply re-use jokes from previous newsletters, over and over again.
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Bugs and feature requests (6946 stories) (, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 11:09, 3 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Malcolm Ecstasy is a camel knobber(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Mar 2022, 20:13,
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latest was 3 years ago)
as you seem to read this one more than BAFRthere is still spam on the links board and in the calendar
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Want to navigate your way to the Talk board,but can't be bothered to type it in the address bar of your browser and/or save it in your 'favourites'?
Simply click on the Calendar link at the top of your screen. There's a link the Talk board there that the mods haven't thought to remove, because they abandoned Calendar to the spambots years ago.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2021, 16:24, 6 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Create the title for the next James Bond filmBy incorporating the words "gold" and "die" in a phrase that sounds like it means something but is actually nonsense when you really think about it.
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krang, Fri 12 Nov 2021, 9:58,
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Pretend you have your own supply of walkers crisps by wandering around with a bag filled with some substitute like parsnip crisps(, Wed 10 Nov 2021, 13:53, Reply)
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