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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Central crushing chest pain radiating into your arm and neck and associated with sweating and breathlessness?
Take 2 paracetamol and drink plenty of fluids, there's a lot of it about at this time of year.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 10:32, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Getting fit for the new year? Taken up a new sport?
3 week old sprouts make excellent squash balls.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:15, Reply)
Christmas is over
you can fucking shut up about sprouts now.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:45, Reply)
Ensure people know you support a political cause by updating your Facebook status.

(, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)
if you cant afford a decent t.v. just watch your shit one through binoculars
it makes everything look like imax
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:53, Reply)
Before masturbating, sit on your hand AND your knob, so it feels like you're watching someone wank someone else off.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)
No spray, no lay
No splash, no gash
No Armani, no punani

freshen up, up, up
(, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 14:55, Reply)
surprise London Transport staff...
by cutting the chip out of your oyster card and fitting it in a wizard's wand. They get on the tube dressed as any fictitious wizard of your choice
(, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 12:44, 1 reply, 9 years ago)
Save money on expensive Top Tips
by reusing ones from a previous newsletter
(, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)
Save money on expensive 'oysters' by eating a used condom from an egg shell.

(, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 0:32, Reply)
Save money on expensive 'oyster mushrooms' by stir-frying discarded posties' rubber bands instead.

(, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:39, Reply)
See yesterday's weather
Can't remember when it rained yesterday? You can check on the BBC weather site. Type in "?day=-1" at the end of the URL.

It should look like this:
(, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 0:08, Reply)
stay about from my bin lorry

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Convince your children you hate
them by making them eat sprouts.

Or fucking cabbages*

*not 'fucking' cabbages. Not in front of the kids, anyway. And I'm talking about food, not people in wheelchairs.

Fuck off.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:36, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
You know I love you so baby please don't go.

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Convince tables they've shrunk
by putting babies on cabbages or something
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Convince cabbages that they've shrunk...
...By putting them on a metre wide plate in front of a fat man dressed as a baby.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 8:33, Reply)
convince children that they've shrunk
by serving them dinner on a metre wide plate with cabbages in place of sprouts
(, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 16:41, 1 reply, 9 years ago)
convince children that you're magic
by telling them that sprouts are actually cabbages that you've shrunk
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 18:48, Reply)
Baby please don't go down to New Orleans.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Baby please don't go.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Don't go.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Don't go chasing waterfalls.

(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Just get your cock out
you will be surprised at what happens.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Raise the roof, because it's all on fire.

(, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:07, Reply)
You got to freshen up, freshen up for the ladies

(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:29, Reply)
Don't keep your anus next to the deep muscle,
or something
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)

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