When you have finally cleaned yourself up
after using a Japanese toilet, be sure to press the real 'FLUSH' button. The fake one merely makes a flushing sound effect, leaving the evidence of your shitty journey in the pan for the next person to enjoy.
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:35, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Surely the lesson here is
'Never use a Japanese toilet'

I'll concede this may be hard to follow if you actually find yourself in Japan...
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:57, Reply)

wipes tears out of eyes
oh, you poor poor thing!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 1:12, Reply)