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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
Give the illusion that a cat is trying to impress you
by leaving a dead mouse on your doorstep every day
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:50,
2 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
Works even better
if you do this to your neighbours.
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Smale is stuffed, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:24,
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...just after their pet mouse has escaped...
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 19:25,
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