A lot of my fellow students would have a couple of joints before lectures.
and, on thinking about it, I could see why - when stoned one can really get into stuff. I decided to give it a try.

The lecture was about semantics, and I spent the entirity of it absorbed by the visuals of the rotating ceiling fan.

Come the following seminar, then, I was utterly clueless, and still very stoned.

The moderator opened up, "So - are we all happy with that, then? Basically, we know a cat is a cat because it's not a rat or a mat, and ..."

"Well that's bollocks" I said.

"Go on." said the moderator, encouragingly.

"Well - it's obvious. A dog is called a dog because it says "dog", not "bark" or "woof". "Dog! Dog! Dog!" and that's why the French call them "chien" because they've all got those stupid yappy little rats that just go "Chien! Chien! Chien!" ...

Er ... right ... ?

Guys?"




Tl;dr: massive drugs fail lols
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:04, 6 replies)

How would you know
anything about dogs?
(username failed moderation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:10, closed)

To be honest, I was blagging that bit.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:16, closed)

That made me lol.
We went to an economics lecture out our faces on acid and strong weed, found a sticker someone had put on the desk with a round button and the words"lecturer destruct button", written on it, and spent the lecture doing that snorty trying not to lol thing. Strangely, the idea of just leaving never occured...
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:19, closed)

So...
did you pass elementary pet recognition in the end? ;)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:55, closed)

Hahahahaha
Yeah - turns out I HAVE got a dog after all!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:27, closed)

So...your story is that you're lightweight?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:59, closed)

Hahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 8:59, closed)