or, you could go outside.
and before you all start defending the autism, I too have a talkative indoor cat.
the difference is, I understand that she is a cat and therefore not actually talking to me.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 5:52, 4 replies)

communicating though?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:00, closed)

Ha!
Janet wins again.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:18, closed)

Ha ha! Absolutely
Whenever we need someone to vomit a withering stream of scorn over anybody who dares to have a moment of happiness in their lives, Janet wins every time.

Well done.
Janet, have another pint of bile on me...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:22, closed)

I'm not disputing the need for OP to interact with the rest of the human race. But...
As any cat/dog/daughter-wife owner will know they have certain sounds which mean certain things. Without going into the whole "Humanising animals" argument, when your kitty purrs, meows or growls at you it is definitely communicating with you so you'd best listen up.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:58, closed)

Err

not actually talking to me.

So she treats you pretty much like everyone who knows you?
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:39, closed)