tramp dating
my friend evie is known for her randomness. she is forever picking up strange people or habits, and then just as carelessly forgetting about them.

so when she went to a friend's party by herself one night, she was very surprised when the hostess came up to her after about an hour, looking pretty fucked off, and said:

"evie, that guy you brought has just necked back everyone's beer."

evie had to really think for a minute, before saying in bewilderment that no, she definitely hadn't brought anyone with her.

turned out a stray tramp had followed her into the party. because it was evie, everyone had just assumed that they were together. unable to believe his luck, he had simply headed into the kitchen and gone to town on the free booze.

i really must try this tactic one evening...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:53, 2 replies)

I've had worse.
Some stray guy entered our party and casually said hello to those assembled in the kitchen (because as you know this is where most people end up). He unplugged the microwave and said they needed it in the lounge. No one really batted an eyelid as there was food in the lounge and it was assumed it needed warming up. He then walked straight out the front door with the microwave never to be seen again. This was South Africa mind you so I guess we were all lucky we didn't get stabbed or shot...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:34, closed)

ban this sick filth
here we see another example of Ms Swipe involved in the ruination of yet another innocent persons reputation with accusations of trespass and theft, yet still no firm proof to substansiate her other 'huge' claims

b3ta.com/questions/tramps/post473039
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:11, closed)