I slept rough once.
It was after being thrown out of a house party i was meant to be staying at. Slept on the beach (I wouldn't recommend it) It was December, and i Didn't have a Coat.
Being drunk i slept to close too the sea and got woken up by the incoming tide.

So now i always give homeless people money, i dont care if they buy booze or drugs, They have nowhere to live SO they might as well have the comfort of a beercoat Or Smackjacket to keep them warm

'Pop'

Apols for lack of interestingness i just wanted to loose my virginity.
(Margatemug, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:00, 6 replies)

Always the way with your first time...

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:18, closed)

Me too
Once spent a night attempting to sleep in the concrete jungle next to Euston Station after I missed the last train home. Longest, coldest and most uncomfortable night of my life.

Oh and it should be "too close to the sea". Not being pedantic, just offering a free service.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:51, closed)

It should also be...
'Lose' my virginity
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:06, closed)

Maybe not!
Perhaps he just wanted to untighten it by a few notches...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:08, closed)

the grammar/punctuation police
are out in force I see

let him settle in a bit before getting out the red pens & blue pencils ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:30, closed)

You know
You're absolutely right. Didn't pay attention to the "L" plates. My apologies.

(But I really was just offering helpful advice!)
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:16, closed)