Cheeky Bum
In 2002 a bunch of friends and I were in Bath for a night out. We dumped our stuff where we were staying and headed straight out to the bright lights of Bath City centre. First stop for us all was a cashpoint to get us all some beer tokens. The nearest one, as it turned out, was a supermarket just outside the centre.
This supermarket had a covered walkway leading towards it, and in there were some gentlemen of the night, asking if we had any spare change, which of course we didn't.
Once we were all cashed up we headed back up the walkway to be confronted by the sight of a very generous lady offering these bums sandwiches she'd just bought for them.
One of the bums then made us all stop and stare by saying to this lovely lady "I don't like prawn, have you got any chicken?"
Shocking. I mean - THE NERVE of these people! What more can you ? This country.
(jrabrfc, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:16, 6 replies)

don't worry
the ungrateful bastards will all be dead soon,

hopefully
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:29, closed)

Bath has the best dressed tramps in Britain
FACT
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:59, closed)

You say that
but the one I saw stumbling out of the police station on Sunday afternoon looked as though he'd fallen into a bin and accidentally come out dressed in what can only loosely be described as clothes.
( Moey, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:03, closed)

That would be the "DeRelict" fashion range

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:24, closed)

I read that as. . . .
"to be confronted by the sight of a very generous lady offering these bum sandwiches"


I was picturing a lady with a basket full of sandwiches made from peoples bums... and sadly I still am..

anyone for a chomp of a lovely bum sandwich ?
(The Cats Twat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:48, closed)

Well, you know what they say...
beggars can be choosers.

No wait...
Bugger.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 17:35, closed)