Problem: Locked out of my house.
Solution: Found that the tiny awning window at the back of the house, leading into the garage, was open a crack, and although it was about 7 foot up I decided I'd try and squeeze through.

Result: Hanging upside down by my trouser belt (caught on the metal window catch), torso inside, legs waving about freely outside, for around 15 minutes until the metal of the buckle sheered in two, dropping me on my bonce.

Result #2: Discovered door between garage and rest of house also locked. Briefly considered the cat flap. Unable to walk anywhere for assistance without trousers falling down.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:17, 1 reply)

Done that too
In my case I pried an unlocked ground floor sash window open with some hedge shears that were in the shed. Bit dull but tricky to do without simultaneously taking a chunk out of a 100 year old wooden windowframe.
(squigbobble existed, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:03, closed)