Locked in the office
I left my keys in work and didn't realise until I had cycled halfway home. I went back to the office assuming the cleaner would still be there but she had already gone and locked up. My house and office keys clearly visible where I'd left them.
None of my colleagues were answering their mobiles so I went home to think of a plan.

I had left a window ajar but it was too small to fit my fat ass through (nearly another QOTW story in itself).
In the end I dragged the wheelie bins to the window, used the mini screwdriver from my bike toolkit to unscrew and take out the uPVC window, slide through the hole legs first, go out the back door with the car keys too retrieve the spare front door keys and open the door. It was like something from the crystal maze.

The sad thing is, several people walked past and the neighbours either side were both at home and nobody challenged the wierd looking guy breaking into his house.
Now I know how easy it was to get in, I'm a bit more security conscious.
( thistle, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:46, 1 reply)

Wait...
You keep your spare keys - the ones you'd need if you lose your normal keys - locked away? There may be a flaw with this plan.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:37, closed)