First born,
three months old, colicky for the next three months, me and the missus unable to stitch together two hours sleep.
A judicious shake might have cured all that.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 13:06, 3 replies)

To wind it?
Or kill it? Last one seems a bit harsh.
(kitescreech still here, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 11:43, closed)

I said might
But we will never know.
He's big enough now to clock me without a windup.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 12:55, closed)

A judicious shake of the old man, presumably

( .Yeti., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 11:47, closed)