I like this.
I also remember Evie's previous adventures; she does sound like she could write a book on Seduction Techniques and How Not To Have Them.
( .Yeti., Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:43, 2 replies)

Hey, you took me off ignore :D

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:47, closed)

Yeah
You still owe me a new scroll wheel for R Kelly's version of Gilgamesh.
( .Yeti., Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:55, closed)

That's only the first third of it as well.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:04, closed)

I'm sure you're busy extruding the rest as we speak.

( .Yeti., Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:04, closed)

Nah, can't be fucked.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:09, closed)

Ah, so cute.
Look how excited Braindead is about being taken off ignore.

I can almost see his little tail wagging.
(username failed moderation, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:55, closed)

sadly she's married with a baby now, so no more of them
the fucking selfish bint
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:20, closed)

No sense of showmanship
Honestly.
( .Yeti., Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:21, closed)

if it helps
I got my heel stuck in a stupid grating thing on the aisle when I was her bridesmaid, very nearly went down yelling FUCK and falling out of my dress, but managed to save it at the last minute without traumatising any children/old women/jesus.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:32, closed)