I was once trapped in a restaurant with a very rude man and his incessantly ringing Motorola Startac

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:38, 3 replies)

Did he speak to you in a stentorian Brian Blessed voice?

( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 20:36, closed)

why yes, yes he did
He was such a prick that I left with my friends, without paying the bill.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 20:56, closed)

\o/

( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 1:15, closed)