I'm not sure it's possible to win...
but you can certainly lose.
(mustardtiger108, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:23, 1 reply)

Yay!
It's back for more punishment. Maybe we can get both threads past the hundred posts mark.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:40, closed)

We

(mustardtiger108, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:10, closed)

Can

(mustardtiger108, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:10, closed)

but

(mustardtiger108, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:11, closed)

try (sorry for the 'gag' theft BD)

(mustardtiger108, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:11, closed)

I wouldn't worry.
He's got a whole drawer full of them. Leather straps, rubber balls, amyl-nitrite-soaked silk, the full set.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:44, closed)

The mucky bugger!

(mustardtiger108, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:13, closed)