This isn't The Mock Turtle - it's Gyzzpddl (you may remember him from such stand-out anecdotes as the time he made a noise like a drum). Compare and contrast.

In all fairness, I don't blame him for wishing to become someone else.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 16:45, 1 reply)

Fucking hell.
That's just sad.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:03, closed)