I could edit one in if you like.
Who would you like to be the perpetrator?
( teedyay, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 23:25, 2 replies)

Two of the young children.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:13, closed)

Waaaaaaaaaaaait a minute - is this bait for another nonce argument?
* resists *
( teedyay, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:23, closed)

I dunno, man.
I mean ... I'm interpreting this story to be you having a big old wank in a cupboard getting off on a relative's poo stench. Bringing noncery into it doesn't seem like a huge step.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:21, closed)

Debbie.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:19, closed)