I'm arguing that you're a fucking idiot.
Do you agree with me?

Three choices here:

1) You agree; you are an idiot, this is concluded with you being an idiot.

2) You disagree; you don't think you're an idiot, therefore we're having an argument. Therefore you're an idiot.

3) You continue replying, using verbal chicanery, making reference to stuff Shambo said as though it in some way undermines what I'm saying, then strut about declaring "I'm not having any arguments with anyone" in order to continue the argument. Which makes you an idiot.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:19, 1 reply)

Is this a 5 minute argument, or the full half-hour?

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:22, closed)

You've wasted five days on it, petal.
Imagine how many colleagues you could have creeped over in that time.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:34, closed)

Wasted?
Mere minutes of my life over a few days.
And getting you upset can hardly be called 'wasted'.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:39, closed)

Keep telling yourself that, pervboy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:44, closed)

I don't have to
You seem keen to keep telling me yourself.
Like a bit of shit on my shoe, I can't can't get rid of you.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:48, closed)