But you confess to being an internet perv too.
Teasing internet virgins, homosexual banter, admitting sexual perversions...

Oh I see, only YOU can joke about things. It all becomes clear now.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:37, 1 reply)

I don't sniff after my female colleagues in the lift.
Wherever you think you've managed to drag these threads, it's always going to come back to the fact that you're a creepy office perv and we're not. That makes us better than you. That's why we're mocking you. Endlessly. Without mercy or remorse.

Filthy little lift perv.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:42, closed)

Pffft.
I assume that's why I've attracted so much attention from you.

Sorry to burst your spunk bubble, but perv, no, not really. You of all people should understand exaggeration of events for comic effect.

Maybe I should have said "I saw a pretty girl in the lift and was happy to be in her presence, even for only a minute". Not as comical though and probably still open to deliberate misinterpretation.

You filthy little internet stalker, you.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:47, closed)