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Pig Bodine asks: Where have you got stuck, trapped or tangled?

(, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:09)
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Awkward dinner.
Was once stuck in that awful situation where you enjoy a group dinner for the food immensely more than the company. And seeing as though this was a supreme and well cooked roast I was naturally ignoring conversation to the point of keeping my mouth full so I couldn't talk back. What I remember distinctly from this meal though was the gravy, it was magnificent. Some people think Bisto is enough and strangely in this instance it was. I probably took acid or something the hour before because it was astounding. Inevitably, beer was passed around, then wine, I was told later on that I was insanely drunk and upon trying to leave it was visibly obvious that I couldn't stand let alone move on my legs. It was rather concerning until I realised I was caught in a trap, I can't walk out, because I love you too much, gravy.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:58, 30 replies)
This is how you do it.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 20:39, closed)
How upset are we?

Second time you've done this.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 20:51, closed)
And you still haven't figured it out, you thick cunt.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 21:23, closed)
That finishing school was worth all the money I see
Feisty little lapdog.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 21:31, closed)
He's trolling us, remember.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:23, closed)
I mean ... when he's not living his idea of heaven by perving on colleagues in a lift. Obvs.
edit ... Ha! He's changed his user name in a panic that he's identifiable. He's actually gone full 100% Fairholme. Top work, everybody.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:24, closed)
So after a double flouncing
You've resorted to "trolling the trolls".
You have become what you despise.

Edit : I started doing that to see just how closely you were watching. It's only taken you a day. Not at the front of the class, are we.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:29, closed)
Shush now, Fairholme.
Game's over.

The only classes I've attended in the last twenty years are the university courses I've taught. You kinda have to stand at the front if you're teaching. Tradition and logistics and that, innit.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:31, closed)
Your resignation is accepted.
Even though in your excitement you let slip who you're really thinking of.

Edit : And being brought to the front of a class as "A lesson to everyone else" doesn't really count as teaching.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:32, closed)
you're my new favourite angry retard.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:43, closed)
I should have thought you come across as the angriest person here.
And possibly the most retarded too.
Birds of a feather, eh?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:44, closed)
birds of a feather was shit, soz.
why does everyone think i'm angry? i'm not angry, just vaguely astonished at how many people take this place WAY too seriously. you don't get points for what i'm sure, in your head, are pithy responses.

you massive douchenozzle.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:42, closed)
You're just bitter and jealous that he hasn't perved on you at work.

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:48, closed)
i do have a lift where i live.
perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement. whereby he dies in a fire. everybody's happy!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:54, closed)
Don't be so self-centred.
He's everybody's new favourite angry retard.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 23:01, closed)
Aww, shucks
You're swinging from angrily bashing at the keyboard, flouncing off and now affection. ADHD is it?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 23:03, closed)

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 23:20, closed)
Top gif-ing.

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:35, closed)
Lovely stuff.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 21:24, closed)
this to win.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 22:00, closed)
This is just stupid.

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:43, closed)
welcome to qftw

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:50, closed)
I don't like it here, but I can't seem to stop visiting.
OMG!!1!eleven! It's like I'm trapped! How ironic.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:58, closed)
You should link to this small epiphany in a new thread.
People love that kind of shit.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:00, closed)

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