Alt: your mum isn't as daft as you think?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:49, 2 replies)

God. Let's hope she is.
Imagine the crushing disappointment if she's not thick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:34, closed)

Actually I'm fairly sure she knew what was going on
Other times she's clocked that one of my friends has taken something before I have
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:49, closed)

Or maybe she was high as a kite, too?
I'm sensing a lot of opportunities to mess with my kids' heads, when they're older.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:11, closed)