I'd save
My pets.

Cats could look after themselves, they'd be out of the house before you are.

I don't have cats though.

I've got a lizard, a tortoise and a bunch of insects.

The lizard would come with me, nothing would stop that. She's fantastic, as lame as it sounds she's like a little friend. Except she doesn't talk. Or have feelings. *shrugs*
The tortoise would be easy to shove in a pocket, she's about the size of a large apple.

The insects can burn, fuck 'em.
( Cawl, Fri 9 May 2008, 9:48, 13 replies)

Well
I now have an image of you standing somewhat like a pirate, with a lizard on your shoulder, and holding the tortoise like an apple you're about to take a bite from.

Hmm. Strange brain.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 May 2008, 10:00, closed)

you have a lizard
AND a tortoise?? You're even cooler than I thought!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 May 2008, 10:01, closed)

Haha!
The best thing about that is that she does sit on my shoulder.

I'll get her out in the evenings, she'll climb up my arm, and fall asleep on my shoulder while I play on the xbox or pc.
( Cawl, Fri 9 May 2008, 10:03, closed)

Amazing!
I would totally think about getting a lizard if it would sit on my shoulder.

Would be scared of it falling off though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 May 2008, 10:04, closed)

She wouldn't
Fall off, they've got claws!

Erm... Old photo of her, she's better colours than this, as this was taken just before she moulted.


( Cawl, Fri 9 May 2008, 10:06, closed)

Oooooo!!
So cute.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 May 2008, 10:07, closed)

She is quite cute
Sort of fluffeh without the fluff.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 9 May 2008, 10:09, closed)

and the tortoise, Kaol?
Show me your tortoise!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 May 2008, 10:10, closed)

She's awesome!
Had her about 4 years now, since she was about 2 weeks old, got given her by an old girlfriend, the baby of her two.

I've got way better pictures than that, but they're at home.
( Cawl, Fri 9 May 2008, 10:11, closed)

chcb
I've not got any pics of the tortoise here, but she looks like this one: www.vivapets.com/img/race/big_264.jpg

Not as yellow thought.
( Cawl, Fri 9 May 2008, 10:14, closed)

^indeed
that one appears to be radioactive.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 May 2008, 10:16, closed)

a tortoise?!!!
That is soooooo cool!

I love tortoises!

And am jealous of them, as they get to hibernate.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 9 May 2008, 10:17, closed)

@ hlt
She doesn't get to hibernate, she's too young!

Means I get to play with her all year though, haha!

I've got some of these and some of these too, but I'm not as attached to them.
( Cawl, Fri 9 May 2008, 10:20, closed)