Close enough to topic
A good friend of mine was attending a University somewhere in the North when he was burgalarised by pirates or more likely charvers.

As the clean up operation began all of the house where in fairly good spirits as they had good insurance and everything of value could be replaced with newer and shinier goodies!

Suddenly from upstairs came a blood curdling scream! My friend had found that the dirty pirate charvers had stolen his prized possesion, the one thing that wasn't insured.

They had pinched his collection of European porn mags.

These were irreplacable as they had been collected over a long period of time and over vast distances. Also due to the nature of the Euro pick and mix pack o'porn he would never again be able to replicate it's sticky delights.

EDIT: The pick and mix pack o'porn is a wonderous thing where the outside magazine is full of the busty lovelies any red blooded male would expect, but tucked behind would often be transexuals from the seventies or bushy babes of the 80's.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2008, 13:51, 5 replies)

I know the feeling
My ex made me throw away my porn video collection :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 May 2008, 13:58, closed)

^ Is that why
She's your ex?
( Cawl, Mon 12 May 2008, 14:03, closed)

but surely
if he dumped her for making him throw his porn, he wouldn't have thrown away his porn?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2008, 14:05, closed)

Maybe...
But these things work in mysterious ways.
( Cawl, Mon 12 May 2008, 14:06, closed)

Arf!
No, that's not why she's my ex but I wish I had've just hidden them now! But hey, God invented youporn.com for a reason didnt he :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 May 2008, 14:30, closed)