Some real life friend trolling
I've got a mate who managed to make quite a bit of money when he sold his business. He took a portion of said money and invested in a lovely bit of period property in North London.

Lovely, except for this crappy old out house type building in the back garden, about 5 foot away from the back door. He decided he wanted to put funky glass conservatory on the back of the house. Now you don’t need planning permission from the council to put in a conservatory but you do need planning permission to alter the existing building in anyway. He was refused permission to pull down the crappy old our house standing in the way of his conservatory but though “piss off council minges” and decided to pull it down and go ahead anyway.

One day shortly after he’d moved in he was telling me all this while we were in the pub, before adding that the only way he thought he’d get caught is if the council had anyone drive by the house to check if building work was going on, following the planning permission refusal. He told how he had planned meticulously to make sure the window of getting caught (having a skip outside his house for the old rubble) was as short as possible, ½ a day and would make all the builders park two roads along at an all day carpark.

Realising how much effort he must have gone to and that he would undoubtedly be stressing out about being found out, I hatched a plan. Below is the outcome of said plan, which I mailed to him shortly after work commenced. To be fair I did include a few subtle references that it might not be quite what it appears on first glance.



Length? He called the number I included about 3 days later.
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:26, 3 replies)

Excellent
Have a click.

The real question is, did you accept the £4,000 bribe he offered you?
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:30, closed)

first thing he said when i answered the phone was "why don't you paul t uverone CUNT"
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:30, closed)

You proper cunt.
I like it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:48, closed)