I preferred you with your bad arse wigger dreadlocks emvee
What better advertisement as to what a knob you are, please grow them back, I could do with a laugh.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:39, 1 reply)

Oh please
Dreadlocks were soooo 2007. I have an even more ridiculous haircut now, one that makes me look like Hitler.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:40, closed)

So you're trying to tell us in a roundabout way that you now resemble your hero Brett Anderson from 90's rocknobs 'Suede'
Keep up the stirling work emvee
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:45, closed)

I am beginning to think you two
are locked in some kind of Fight Club/Black Swan style life.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:55, closed)

Black Club.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:00, closed)

I'm the one he wishes he was

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:45, closed)

Probably more like my hero JimBob from 90's rocknobs 'Carter USM'
but, close.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:44, closed)

Oi!
He's my hero, you bugger off back to Suede.

Although that's just given me a chance to trot out my saddest claim to fame anecdote of all time. On Twitter last week I had a conversation with Jim Bob about The Apprentice and Masterchef...

(also, I assume you've read "Goodnight, Jim Bob"? If not, do. It's great.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:11, closed)

I have, it's a brilliant book

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:41, closed)