I have a compuksive ritual in the same circumstances
When passing by one or more sunbed girls I just have to utter (very quietly and hoarsely) "paaaannnntttoooonnnee oooohhhh-tttoooo-wwwwoooonnnn"

Because as those who are anointees at the alter of visual design may know, Pantone® 021 is twice as orange as the orangiest satsuma ever...

But still not as orange as the girls of Leeds, queueing outside Oceana on a Saturday night,,,
(apologies_for_length, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:45, 1 reply)

there's one of these places just around the corner from me
there's always a few of them outside, outshiningthe streetlights
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:32, closed)