angry for others
a mate of mine loves trolling and winding folks up. a lifelong scouser, he shares my hatred for the stupid lamb banana. once, in college, a student from out of town was praising the lamb banana. "it's a load of shit and a waste of taxpayer's money" my mate said.
frothing at the gills, this woman informs him that the lamb banana embodies the scouse sense of humour(wtf?).
"i'm a scouser, it doesn't embody MY sense of humour", he informs her.
"you're just not trying!" she cries. "you just don't GET the scouse sense of humour!"
an hour of winding her up later, he's called anthony gormley a cunt, said the beatles weren't that great and liverpool football club have gone to shit.
silly cow was in tears, calling him a judas and accusing him of being a class traitor.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:30, 30 replies)

~goes to look up lamb banana~
Gah! What... Why??
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:33, closed)

i have no idea
but they paid a fucking fortune for it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:37, closed)

35,000 pounds is not bad for a piece of art really...
(Bababoon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:41, closed)

it is a fortune
for a load of fibreglass.
afaik, it was paid for out of council funds, which were made up largely of taxes.
also, i have trouble considering that thing as art.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:43, closed)

I Like the Lambanana
Superlambananas rock!
(superkitty is neither super nor a kitty, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:56, closed)

i know some people like them, i'm not disputing that
i'm just saying that i and many people i know don't like them.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:37, closed)

the original's not fibreglass
the replacement we're supposed to be getting is going to be.

I like it, but Anthony Gormley is a (narcissistic) cock, the Beatles were just in the right place at the right time, and were willing to sign a fairly loaded contract when it was offered to em, and Liverpool are hopefully moving out of the shit in the next few years. Sounds like a fucking stupid student (is that Tautology?)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:57, closed)

Wow your mate sounds like a ray of sunshine. I hope he never trips and wedges a pencil in his eye.
(Bababoon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:37, closed)

he's very funny
he just has no time for people who try to tell him his opinions should be different
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:38, closed)

errr
HE was trying to tell the girl her opinion was wrong, she liked something he didn't. If it was a six foot stedhead saying how much he liked it I'm sure he would have kept his mouth shut.
(Bababoon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:42, closed)

he really wouldn't
you know what? i was going to go on and say that you don't know him, but fuck it. think what you like.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:45, closed)

Yeah cool
I'm going to watch Toy Story 3. Here's hoping your friend doesn't make any more girls cry in the meantime.
(Bababoon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:57, closed)

The what?
*googles*

Oh...

I spend one night up there last month so I could visit The Beatles museum. Those fucking things were everywhere.

Also, so was the lamb bananan.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:38, closed)

pfff
not saying the beatles were bad, but i don't see what all the fuss was about.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:39, closed)

Ah - it must be that deeply unattractive Liverpudlian psyche in which they wallow in grief and self-pity.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:05, closed)

quite possibly
i tend towards jaded cynicism myself
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:06, closed)

It's how Boris Johnson described the Scousers.
The Clown Prince of Mordor.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:10, closed)

i quite like boris
although i'm not sure why
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:13, closed)

Because whatever you might think of him politically, it's clear that he would be absolutely awesome to go drinking with.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:26, closed)

i think you've hit the nail on the head there

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:41, closed)

my missus loves them...
... and has been trying to find one to match the decor in the lounge. She found one recently and proper saw her arse when I told her she couldn't spend £40 on a 6" replica of the fucking thing.
(ScousersPet, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:06, closed)

£40?
fuck, that's a bit steep!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:07, closed)

No...
... it's a bit sheep.
(ScousersPet, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:33, closed)

oof!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:41, closed)

I don't understand any of this

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:33, closed)

non-scouser tries to tell scouser
that he doesn't understand art and that his sense of humour should be based on what she thinks.
non-scouser gets upset when scouser disagrees.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:42, closed)

Sorry, I think it's the accent
I'm just not getting you
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:25, closed)

pfff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:37, closed)

How much?
Could have just as well bought Jeff Koons' Puppy. At least it's prettier.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:57, closed)

true

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:38, closed)