Handy rule of thumb
If the car is expensive and German, the driver's a cunt.

Not a hypothesis born in isolation, but one born from bitter experience on Britain's roads.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:01, 1 reply)

I hope that doesn't apply to everyone
My main car is a lovely bright red MINI Cooper S.

The original handbook actually has a section on waving to other MINI's. Sadly, few people still do.

I have a mantra of "Let out one car that's less cool than yours every day". That cheers up busy journeys!
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:39, closed)

A proper Mini or a rebadged BMW pretend-Mini?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:53, closed)

A pretend one (hence the reason for my question)
Although I have owned a score of the original ones.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:31, closed)