My Ex.
She was a BIT completely mentally unhinged normally. But if we went anywhere, as either a couple or with friends, she only REALLY turned into a mad, raging tsunami of jealous energy if there was another female within a few miles radius. Think of an angry Irish version of Bugs Bunny's mate The Tazmanian Devil, only with tits.
From the first time we went out with her friends, where my introducing myself was considered an act of massive flirting, to her birthday down a club (on drugs traditionally associated with being "loved up") when me hugging my own sister caused her to scream "I MAY AS WELL NOT EVEN BE HERE!!" and storm off, she was a source of perpetual "Oh For Fucks Sake"s from everyone whenever they learned she was coming out too. I was pretty much had a 50/50 chance of a screaming violent argument with her whenever we went out...
But as a Catholic she was fucking filthy in bed.
Swings and roundabouts, eh?
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:20, 11 replies)

Swings and roundabouts in bed eh?
That was a goer.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:25, closed)

Playground bang-around?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:46, closed)

That sounds
NONCE-TASTIC!!
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:48, closed)

'When a new paedophile comes to town, does he seek out an older, more experienced paedophile and ask, ‘where are the best places round here to, you know, pick up kids?’ and does the older paedophile say: ‘Well, swings and roundabouts really…’
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:02, closed)

Yes

(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:18, closed)

Surely
the best place for any budding paedophile to pick up kids is Savile Row?
( .Yeti., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:34, closed)

I think I've dated her
Hell, I think we've ALL dated her.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:51, closed)

<insert obligatory "your mum" response here>

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:39, closed)

^This
Plus with extra Catholic/"plastic paddy" thumbs up
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:32, closed)

^this

( eXOBeX, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 22:12, closed)

Oh, Double Eff, Give SigourneysBeaver his login back. Also: TERRIBLE BULLYING OF BLOB STAR!
Uhm, I meant Blue. Yes. Calling her Blob Star was TOTALLY a typo. Because I wouldn't want to get banhammered like what baldmonkey did.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:19, closed)