Twat Friends
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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Not happened to me
But my best mate from way back works with another school friend of ours, who has sworn to be his wingman (said friend isn't very comfortable with girls and whathaveyou). SO first friend tells the second the girl he likes, and second friend is supposed to go do the groundwork and introduce first friend after some time. Except he forgets that bit, and sleeps with the girl. This has happened a good 3 or 4 times. Last time it happened, the girl said she was pregnant. Cue hissy fits all around, until she decided she wasn't pregnant, and second friend turned back into the lurid disgusting animal we all know and love
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 22:08, 6 replies)
But my best mate from way back works with another school friend of ours, who has sworn to be his wingman (said friend isn't very comfortable with girls and whathaveyou). SO first friend tells the second the girl he likes, and second friend is supposed to go do the groundwork and introduce first friend after some time. Except he forgets that bit, and sleeps with the girl. This has happened a good 3 or 4 times. Last time it happened, the girl said she was pregnant. Cue hissy fits all around, until she decided she wasn't pregnant, and second friend turned back into the lurid disgusting animal we all know and love
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 22:08, 6 replies)
explanation
mate 1: socially awkward
mate 2: supposed to introduce him to girls mate 1 likes, but sleeps with them instead. thought he got one pregnant, went hysterical about it, found out she wasn't, started with his "screwing anything that moves" philosophy
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 22:47, closed)
mate 1: socially awkward
mate 2: supposed to introduce him to girls mate 1 likes, but sleeps with them instead. thought he got one pregnant, went hysterical about it, found out she wasn't, started with his "screwing anything that moves" philosophy
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 22:47, closed)
Everyone here is a social cripple.
There's no need to draw attention to the fact.
( , Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:20, closed)
There's no need to draw attention to the fact.
( , Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:20, closed)
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