Not happened to me
But my best mate from way back works with another school friend of ours, who has sworn to be his wingman (said friend isn't very comfortable with girls and whathaveyou). SO first friend tells the second the girl he likes, and second friend is supposed to go do the groundwork and introduce first friend after some time. Except he forgets that bit, and sleeps with the girl. This has happened a good 3 or 4 times. Last time it happened, the girl said she was pregnant. Cue hissy fits all around, until she decided she wasn't pregnant, and second friend turned back into the lurid disgusting animal we all know and love
(The Liberation Of Mike Hunt It was definitely murder. Cheers., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 22:08, 6 replies)

Wut?

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 22:33, closed)

explanation
mate 1: socially awkward
mate 2: supposed to introduce him to girls mate 1 likes, but sleeps with them instead. thought he got one pregnant, went hysterical about it, found out she wasn't, started with his "screwing anything that moves" philosophy
(The Liberation Of Mike Hunt It was definitely murder. Cheers., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 22:47, closed)

HERE'S TO YOUR FUCK, FRANK.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 22:48, closed)

That's not how wingmen work.

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 22:48, closed)

you bunch of fucking social cripples

(alright alright, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:53, closed)

Everyone here is a social cripple.
There's no need to draw attention to the fact.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:20, closed)