Oh. You'll know this.
Are all solicitors unbearable fucking dick-ends? Or just all the one I've ever known or has to work with?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:09, 1 reply)

Approximately 99.4%
In the seven years I've been working with them, I've met approximately two who aren't. One was a trainee, so I don't think she had actually reached the stage where her humour and personality had been forcibly removed from her via her anus. The other left the profession in order to find something less soul destroying.
( Muns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:22, closed)

I feel so ashamed on behalf of women when I read things like this
I think you'll find that the more grown up women are, the less likely this is to happen.

Just ignore those who cry "sexist" at every available opportunity... or kick them in the mimsy.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:41, closed)

That doesn't go down well at all.
I end of accused of kicking them in the mimsy because they're female. If they were male then I wouldn't have kicked them in the cunt...
( Muns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:01, closed)

One of my good friends is a solicitor.
It's great - it's given me a lifetime of abuse to give him, and a free legal service should I ever need it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:01, closed)