Twat FriendsBraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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Next time I meet an attractive student nurse I'll have to try out my 'strain face' on her, see if it works(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 14:00,
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I think his actual chat-up routine began with a request for kitchen roll.The man had some unfathomable celtic charm.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 14:07,
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Alright darling, have you got any kitchen roll? Only I've just had to take a shit in the bin.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 14:11,
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It was probably 'hen' or 'sweetheart' but other than that you're probably spot on.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 14:20,
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There's something very wrong with the world,although I do have to admire Gordon's balance.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:16,
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There's plenty wrong with the worldbut I'm not sure the moral laxity of student nurses is top of the list.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 18:11,
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This reply wins everything for me*can't stop giggling*
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skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:46,
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