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BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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oh, there is also deathly dull dirk, the man with the world's most monotonous voice. EVER.
a hangover from school, whom we still see from time to time. you know, nice guy, but you fight not to sit next to him at dinner. one evening i drew the short straw. fighting for consciousness and a conversation that wasn't about bolton fc, i asked him about his job. it went along these lines:

are you still at the office of national statistics?

no. i'm now at the national office of statistics...

jesus.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:53, 9 replies)
Splitters!

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:02, closed)
all of your friends are such characters

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:05, closed)
i know, right?
it's like there's no common thread
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:09, closed)
Is that affiliated to the Judean People's Front?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:16, closed)
Obviously not
It's the People's Front of Judea.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:18, closed)
Wankers!

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:18, closed)
What evs, Dirk is a fantastic name. I'd love to be called Dirk.
Dirk!
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:49, closed)


(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:08, closed)
Durka, durka, durka!
Happy candles day btw namesake.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 7:15, closed)

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