Carrot munching inbred twattery
On the A14 in a looooooong queue, wondering what the cause was. After a good half-hour of stop start driving I got to the front of the queue.
On the OTHER SIDE of the road there was a burnt-out garage - apparently it had been burning for most of the night. However, the REAL cause of the holdup, and I kid you not, was pickup truck stopped in the outside lane with the driver (a dungaree wearing carrot muncher) staring at the wreckage of the garage! As people got past him there were a few choice words spoken to him by most of the drivers - me included. And his reply? Bearing in mind he's stopped IN THE OUTSIDE LANE OF ONE OF THE BUSIEST ROADS IN THE UK?
"I dunno whaaat's wrong with you people, I's only lookin' "

And they let these types vote AND breed.
Twats
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:01, 7 replies)

Strange coincidence, I've only just joined the shambling ranks of B3ta but I think I know exactly when/where you have in mind. Somewhere north of Cambridge? As someone who has spent their childhood in the fens, I can attest to the likelihood of said carrot-muncher having no idea what the problem was.
(isaac_octavius loves you but he's chosen disco, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:21, closed)

the A14 is one of the most frustrating roads ever
one lorry slowly starts to overtake another and the whole road is fucked for 20 minutes while he complete the maneuver
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:15, closed)

Agreed.
I used it to get from Warwickshire to Rockingham race course the other weekend. On the way there it was a glorious stretch of fast moving two line tarmac. On the way back it was a start stop exercise in frustration as one slow moving lorry after another pulled out to slowly overtake.
( Evil Bastardo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:24, closed)

The A14 is the twattiest road I know, those lorry drivers should all be shot and banned from that road for ever, you know that they are just looking in their mirrors waiting to fuck you over for the next 30 miles.

Click and double click.
(bluehamster, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:04, closed)

You've never driven up the A1 then?
The lorry drivers on that road have developed overtaking cuntery to an art form, ensuring the difference in their relative speeds is only measurable if you go to two decimal places.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:03, closed)

Aah, the A14
The only place in Britain* where you have to negotiate two 3-to-1-lane bottlenecks just to stay on the same road**.

* - Travelling east around the top of Cambridge.
** - Otherwise you end up going down the A428 or the M11.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:00, closed)

East Anglia: so backward they couldn't even be bothered to give it a motorway.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:37, closed)