You did forget the almost long forgotten
5/ Fuck off back to 4chan/mumsnet.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:19, 1 reply)

Fucking hell
It's like the mid 90's but with less page counts and less insulting insults. You know, when you lot were still shitting your nappies ...
(sham-il-eer-tak-tak noes better but still can't give a fuck at, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:44, closed)

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:01, closed)

Cheers.
Grandad.
Oh & looking at your profile -
Profile for sham-il-eer-tak-tak:

* a member for 7 years, 1 month and 10 days
Which part of 2005/90's was that then?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:14, closed)

A member for 3 years, 2 months and 26 days ..
.. does 1337 hax0r skills and discovers the join date of login, thinks teh interwebs was invented 04/5

Well done ..

Go to the top of the class and sharpen all of the rubbers*

*erasers for the merkin audience
(sham-il-eer-tak-tak noes better but still can't give a fuck at, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:52, closed)

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:39, closed)

So your username prior to 2005 was?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:55, closed)

This
www.b3ta.com/questions/twattery/post1587689
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:00, closed)

Being an internet OG holds no actual cachet on the streets, or da str33tz0rs, or whatever the kids are calling them nowadays. All it means is you're a slightly older, fatter, and balder version of the nerds you're heroically failing to patronise.

Also, you appear to be a cunt. Please relurk.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:00, closed)

I think I love you.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:14, closed)

Philia, eros, or agape? I'm cool with philia. Eros, not so much. And agape just makes me think of goatse. Not that I don't anyway.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:33, closed)

Philia'll do.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:35, closed)

*manly handshake*
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:37, closed)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:06, closed)

By your mother.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:42, closed)

That's what she said.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:51, closed)