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Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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Tony Blair of New Labour?
Tony B LIAR of New LIEbour, more like!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:47, 13 replies)
David Cameron of the Conservative Party
David SCAM-eron of the CON-servative party more like!

Source: Yahoo News comments
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:51, closed)
We're in a CON-DEM NATION!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:52, closed)
And Gordon Clown
... of Za-Nu-Labour PF!!

Reading or hearing someone say that neatly identified them as a twat who could be safely ignored.
(North Utsira South Utsira, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:07, closed)
What the fuck did "Za-Nu" mean anyway?
Za-Nu-Liar-Bore! Gordon CLOWN.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:25, closed)
it is a reference to Robert Mugabe's party.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:52, closed)
Gordon Clown?
Texture like sun.
(Eukanuba, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:05, closed)
Cuntservatives, New Labia and the Liberal Democlits.
A veritable conglomeration of of twattery right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:53, closed)
this is very offensive towards vaginas.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:37, closed)
Well any vaginas reading can lodge a complaint then, can't they?

(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:39, closed)
they only have one eye
And that rarely opens.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:10, closed)
If Brand and Angelina are collectively "Brangelina"...
...then what do we call David and Nick?

Answers on a postcard please.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:25, closed)
Naviick?
Sounds forrin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:37, closed)
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you politics...
NnnNNnNnNNOOOOOOoOooOoO!!!!

*Shoots television.
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:06, closed)

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