UFOs and close encountersDr Skagra asks: Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us of your UFO sightings: You know - how you once saw a helicopter, thought it was an alien invasion and soiled your trousers.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:24)
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I lived with two aliens.I lived in a shared house in Reading in the 90's and two aliens moved in downstairs. They were a couple of blokes, looked in their late twenties, very similar faces. They both wore blue boiler suits and carried a small black box each (like 'The Internet' from The IT Crowd) with a switch and a light on the top and a coiled cable came out the box and went up their sleeve. They always carried these whenever I saw them.
They used to cook grey goo in a saucepan for tea, never talked, if I said anything they just smiled. They never used the toilet, didn't make a sound in their room. They both used to leave early in the morning and walked weirdly, a stoop as if they were always walking uphill. They drove a van that had blacked out windows.
After a few weeks they never came back.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:49,
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Quite obviououslyNestene replicants. Sigh... you human twits have NO clue do youm?
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i must admiti find the idea of swappable heads intriguing
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:22,
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That was my guess(, Sun 4 May 2014, 0:58, closed)
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