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I’ve nonce-punched a copper, gave him a nice shiner
I’ve swum with exploding whales in my saltwater pool
I’ve played the pious poster, to Dr. Shambo’s fool
But in all my wordly travels, East, West, North and South
Despite unleashing in a Pringles tube, and pissing in my mouth
One thing is so obvious, unless you’re really fucking slow
There no such fucking thing as a fucking UFO.
( Ken Oath, Sun 4 May 2014, 12:34, 10 replies)

THIS TO WIN^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 May 2014, 12:49, closed)

*ovates*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 4 May 2014, 13:50, closed)

Superbest internet.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 May 2014, 14:05, closed)

Yet another replies should be able to win post

( Peej, Sun 4 May 2014, 15:56, closed)

:D TOP INTERNETTING.
Post this as a story so it can WIN.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 4 May 2014, 16:38, closed)

this please

( Peej, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:25, closed)

Bravo!
Marvellous.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 4 May 2014, 16:54, closed)

Fantastic

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:01, closed)

Truly inspired

( .Yeti., Sun 4 May 2014, 18:15, closed)

a click is not enough
so here
(.)(.)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:26, closed)