
Dr Skagra asks: Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us of your UFO sightings: You know - how you once saw a helicopter, thought it was an alien invasion and soiled your trousers.
( , Thu 1 May 2014, 15:24)
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On Friday there was this big orangey-yellow glowy thing in the sky, then the next day it all went reassuringly grey again. Until this morning, when I met some family members in a cafe, and the mysterious globe of fire reappeared, causing an unfamiliar sensation of dampness under the armpits.
Fucked if I know what it was. Probably witchcraft. I'm reassured that it will be pissing it down again on Thursday.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 21:21, Reply)
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