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This is a question UFOs and close encounters

Dr Skagra asks: Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us of your UFO sightings: You know - how you once saw a helicopter, thought it was an alien invasion and soiled your trousers.

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*something darkly cynical and misanthropic but nonetheless very amusing*

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:49, 16 replies)
*something mocking you for being an adult obsessed with transformers*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:54, closed)
*sarcastic reply*

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:57, closed)
*flounce*
*picture of Steve McDonald*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 7 May 2014, 10:04, closed)
*misinterpretation followed by more sarcasm*
*accusations of being upset*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:10, closed)
*threat to contact your employer*
*embedded abloobloobloo YouTube video*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 7 May 2014, 10:25, closed)
*post about how great QOTW used to be until certain people runied it-you know who you are*

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:35, closed)

darkly cynical and misanthropic but
nonetheless very amusing*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:12, closed)
^ Winning

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:39, closed)
[response in square brackets pointing out that convention is asterisks for actions and square brackets for meta-responses]

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:54, closed)
[fuck off, cunt]

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:07, closed)
{{~ fucks off ~}}

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:36, closed)
^ geeks

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:47, closed)
[{(/<*-your all gay-*>\)}]

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:52, closed)
[self.insert withObject:(feeble)[self.penis head] inTarget:self.rectum];

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:05, closed)
When have you ever said anything amusing?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:57, closed)
Short annecdote
Then pisses in everyone on B3ta's mouths from the top diving board as they all swim with glee in the over flowing piss.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:58, closed)

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