Nudie neighbour
About nine months after reluctantly taking a job in the Big Smoke in order to escape the unemployment that I'd enjoyed out in the sticks (I really had enjoyed it, but apparently I wasn't looking for work hard enough), I found myself on the dole once again.

Nothing daunted, I settled myself in for an extended spell of lazing about and scrounging, punctuated with frequent and lengthy bouts of masturbation. Upon leaving my previous job I had managed to score various items of computer hardware to enhance my home PC, including a modem through which I had discovered the joys of certain alt. newsgroups. Free porn ahoy!

But it only got better when I discovered, sitting one day at the desk I had set up next to my upstairs bedroom window, that my young, pretty and generally rather well-formed neighbour enjoyed topless sunbathing in her garden! It was a particularly sunny and warm summer that year, and what with her rather unsuccessful career as an actress she spent really quite a lot of time tanning her tits.

I have no idea if she was aware that the reason I'd usually wave left-handed when she greeted me on her way out to catch some rays was that my other hand was generally otherwise occupied...
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:37, 1 reply)

Pictures or it didn't happen!
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(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 16:09, closed)