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I was Mordred writes, "I've been out of work for a while now... however, every cloud must have a silver lining. Tell us your stories of the upside to unemployment."

You can tell us about the unexpected downsides too if you want.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:02)
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Laid off
A few weeks ago my Boss called me and another colleague, called Jack, into his office.

He looked quite serious and said to me:

"I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off"

So I replied "I'd prefer it if you could Jack off, I've got a shit load of work to do"
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 14:03, 3 replies)
Hah!
Nice Scrubs quote, btw :)
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Cheers
Not my joke btw. :)
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 14:24, closed)
Nice :)
If only that had been during the 'accidental innuendo' QOTW :)
(Howling_Mad Gave God the finger on:, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 5:40, closed)

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