
I was Mordred writes, "I've been out of work for a while now... however, every cloud must have a silver lining. Tell us your stories of the upside to unemployment."
You can tell us about the unexpected downsides too if you want.
( , Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:02)
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I thought to myself: “Hmm, I’ve been unemployed a few times in my life, With a few interesting consequences…”
However, before I started typing, I made myself a promise, that whatever story I post must not contain copious amounts of wanking.
It’s now 11:20 on Monday and I still can’t think of anything.
( , Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:22, 6 replies)

I might actually spontaniously combust in a big wet cloud of cum, blood and bone - but mostly cum...
( , Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:29, closed)

The 'post wank shame' that some people seem to feel.
Am I weird? Or are there others like me?
( , Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:47, closed)

You do mean that you were wanking yourself and not someone else
( , Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:42, closed)

To quote the baby eating Bishop of Bath & Wells:
"I am a colossal pervert. Animal, mineral or vegetable...I'll do anything to anything"
( , Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:45, closed)

Except that one time in tesco.
( , Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:24, closed)
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