
I was Mordred writes, "I've been out of work for a while now... however, every cloud must have a silver lining. Tell us your stories of the upside to unemployment."
You can tell us about the unexpected downsides too if you want.
( , Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:02)
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I'm in the DSS office. I'm sat opposite a DSS clerk, going through the fortnightly rigmarole to get my Giro. I hear a bit of a commotion a couple of desks along - there's a mad old bag lady getting a bit upset at (presumably) not receiving whatever benefit she believes she's entitled to. It's nothing new, this happens fairly often, so I try and conclude my business as quick as possible and get out of there with me Giro. The shouting gets a bit more animated and before anybody can say or do anything, the old crone has hoiked up her skirt, pulled down her keks and taken a huge steaming piss on the carpet in front of the desk. Standing up like a man too.
( , Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:45, Reply)
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